anyone know a good hitman in the dallas area?
 

So i woke up for work this morning, just a normal day it seemed, until i walked out to my car. some @$$hole parked maybe... 6 inches from my passenger side in a big dodge. open spots all around but he decides to park right there. i knew before i even approached the car that he had doored me... i could feel it... well not only did he door my car, he must have kicked the door open like jean claude van dame on crack. took off the paint and a good portion of the plastic on the trim. i mean gouged the plastic with his door. i love how careless people are with other people's property... lightens my heart. Needless to say im pissed and i know where the guy lives.